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Cobra’s bite nearly kills New Jersey man who thought pet’s venom sacks had been removed – New York Daily News September 3, 2011

Posted by myfoxmystere in moonbat hall of shame.
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The Cobra that bit the buyer.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-02-02/local/27738549_1_pet-cobra-snake-venom-new-jersey-man

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1. Random Ntrygg - September 6, 2011

how do you own a venom critter and not know whether it’s been de-venomed or not?

heavy sigh

2. myfoxmystere - September 6, 2011

This guy didn’t use his head when he bought the snakes, and to think he bought 2 other poisonous snakes at the same time: a copperhead, and rattlesnake. Plus, he endangered his wife and neighbors, not to mention the emergency response teams. I wonder if he made it, and if he stayed out of prison.

3. Random Ntrygg - September 22, 2011

why does the snake need a phone?

myfoxmystere - September 27, 2011

I think that phone’s outside the glass cage – or maybe Mr. Bortz thinks Whitey the Cobra will call him when he gets hungry for a mouse.

4. Irl Hudnutt - September 28, 2011

Irl Hudnutt TAKES IT IN THE !@#$%^&*!

Oh, and !@#$%^&* YOU!

5. lumberjack - October 2, 2011

DJTYG, isn’t that the cobra that bit your cousin Eric in the dick?

6. myfoxmystere - October 4, 2011

Donny, is that guy who got bitten your relative? And how come you chose to be a security guard for GM instead of becoming a doctor just like your daddy, granddaddy and great granddaddy? Were you a medical school flunky? Or did you fry your brain on drugs? Even your cousin Eric wanted to be an ape doctor…was he trying to create snake oil when he got bitten? I assume he’s your cousin since he’s not living in Michigan.

7. proof - January 15, 2012

The snake by the phone is part of his long distance plan. Whenever he’s tempted to make a long distance call, the snake stops them.

myfoxmystere - January 19, 2012

I think the guy tried to call his liberal cousin in Detroit, the medical flunky who became the head of Security at General Motors. Whitey The Cobra got pissed at the idea of seeing another liberal fat turd parking his carcass at the apartment, and bit the dumbo’s hand.


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