Libturds Scour Political Toilet Bowls For Dirt On Mitt Romney July 23, 2012Posted by myfoxmystere in Uncategorized.
Why won’t Mitt Romney release his tax returns? What’s he hiding?
To get answers, New Jersey lawyer Jack Scully called on famed psychic Wanda Ceranski. After hours of crystal balling, Madame Ceranski came up with the answer: Seamus Romney. The Governor had listed him as a dependent on his tax returns.
“What’s wrong with that,” asked Scully. “Deductions for dependents are perfectly legitimate.”
“Seamus isn’t a dependent. He’s a dog. He’s the Irish setter the Governor strapped to the top of his car when he took his family to Canada on vacation.”
“Maybe Seamus falls into a special category.”
Madame Ceranski shook her head. “Seamus is dead. He died a long time ago.”
What’s wrong with this Jack Scully Novel? A: It’s nothing more than a feeble liberal poop flinging at Mitt Romney for what he is doing.